Nov 24, 2023
Stories this week include:
- Vicar gets stolen house back only to find it full of squatters.
- Elderly couple allegedly conned out of full rack of ribs.
- Somerset Gimp banned from wearing gimp suit and ‘crawling, wriggling or writhing’ for five years.
- Luminous sludge oozing from New York streets completely normal state...
Nov 17, 2023
Stories this week include:
- Man gets stuck in traffic cone after sheltering from the rain.
- Dad punched unconscious at Christening party.
- Ancient tradition of 'Mischief Night' celebrated in town and cities across the UK.
- 1977 crisp packet featuring Kevin Keegan centrepiece for sold-out exhibition in...
Nov 10, 2023
Stories this week include:
- Massive c*ck offers one billion dollars for unfunny joke.
- Secret ingredient of best-selling Chinese beer revealed.
- Naked man smears himself with shower gel to avoid capture.
- King Charles III revealed to have flown classified alien space mission.
We talk hand, foot and mouth and painful...
Nov 3, 2023
Stories this week include:
- Customer arrested after faking his twenty-first heart attack to avoid paying restaurant bill.
- Criminal 'masterminds' kidnap and tortured wrong man.
- Emotional support alligator denied entry to baseball stadium.
- Man pretends to be mannequin to rob shopping mall.
We discuss Faecel Matter's...