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Stories this week include:

  • Electro Smog set to release comeback album produced by Noel Edmonds.
  • 31 years of karate experience failed to prevent savage attack on washing machine. 
  • Vicar invokes diplomatic immunity from the Almighty following drunken arrest.
  • Department of Work and Pensions refuses to apologise for placing all pensioners in 'non-working/technically deceased' group in order to re-calculate benefits.

Also revealed: We explore the weird and wonderful submissions for 'the episode' competition...

Direct download: la182.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 4:03am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Concerns for the mental well-being of 'Priscilla Prim' increase following unprovoked attack on 'Auntie'.
  • Shitterton upstaged by Brown Willy and Scratchy Bottom. 
  • Woefully inadequate man exposed by partner with extensive sex aid collection.
  • Maid escapes ill-conceived amateur remake of comedy farce starring Michael Palin.

Also revealed: We revisit a wildly unpopular and often forgotten soap opera...

Direct download: la1811.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 7:18am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Idyllic beauty spot left vacant following werewolf sightings.
  • Police refuse selfie with naked sleepwalker. 
  • Lonely man haunted by amorous pigeons.
  • Bouncing pervert captured on CCTV.

Also revealed: Alex threatens to reveal 'old stinker'...

Direct download: la180.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 8:30am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Band of Dickensian characters stage art heist hoax.
  • Cuts to defence budget starts to bite. 
  • Controversial politician provokes outrage by failing to mention Hitler during interview.
  • Skin flute 'not a real instrument' claims orchestra.

Also revealed: Rob goes to a concert...

Direct download: la179.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 7:43am EST
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