Stories this week include:

• Saviour of poultry returns from the dead in Cornwall.
• Man with vendetta launches campaign to rid Gloucester of all pet felines.
• Factory worker engages in stand-off with armed police after mother revokes television privileges.
• Offensive Christmas decoration is this year's must have for Yewtree.  

Also revealed: We wish all our listeners a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year...now, how about a badly sung Christmas carol?

Stories this week include:

• 'West Country Disneyland' finally issued with a cease and desist for copyright infringement.
• Overweight son still upset despite a million wishes to the contrary.
• Police demand motorist pays for damage to mattress that caused A34 crash.
• Car park bones not human.  

Also revealed: We address a formal compliant...

Stories this week include:

• Deer on beach reported to police.
• Lindsay Lohan dismisses Northamptonshire town.
• Man captures picture of ghost/dog on Snapchat.
• Smug b*stard awarded chocolate.  

Also revealed: Alex smells his jeans...