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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:

  • Burglar outraged at being branded 'sexual fetishist' by local paper after underwear theft.
  • Journalist arrested after inexplicably recording conversations of unwitting shoppers.
  • Town with Communist machinations named as one of the coolest places to live by Kremlin.
  • Woman reassesses life after scooping first prize in 'Most Like Owner' category at dog show.

Also revealed: Rob goes it alone...

Direct download: la56.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 9:11am EST
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:

  • Local paper reveals scientific exclusive on sunshine making subjects feel 'better'.
  • Police smash in back doors of man disguised as grandmother.
  • Legal precedent set for minimum number of cinema rows needed between patrons to lawfully masturbate.
  • Channel 5 commissions new veterinary drama entitled Dash loosely based on Magnum, P.I.

Also revealed: A little too much gets revealed...

Direct download: la55.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 12:52pm EST
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:

  • Cat owner admits staging elaborate kidnapping and ransom of pet to raise funds for ailing conservatory business.
  • Wayward sheep given food and shelter by victims despite week long reign of terror.
  • Police told to keep their beeping noses out of driver's business.
  • Fly-tippers hung by the neck until dead in local town.

Also revealed: We revealed our new (and copyrighted) podcast venture...

Direct download: la54.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 4:05am EST
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:

  • Bexley unveiled as the new holiday destination for Club 18-30 holidaymakers.
  • Judge arrested for indecent exposure in local cinema claims he was re-enacting offence for the benefit of the jury.
  • Man attempting to exchange imitation firearm for fish and chips revealed to be unsavoury character.
  • Big cat 'expert' admits culling badgers to manipulate statistics.

Also revealed: Rob eats a Ye Olde Man's Hotdog...

Direct download: la53.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 10:48am EST
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