Oct 27, 2023
Stories this week include:
- Man forced to protect terrified dog from Halloween sound effects.
- Police decide to blame Satanists after failing to find missing cat.
- Creepy rhyming clown dares cops to take him down.
- Wizard of Oz slipper thief soon to discover 'there's no place like home.'
'A cough, a sneeze and I sh*t...
Oct 20, 2023
Stories this week include:
- Yvette Fielding claims Blue Peter producers forced her to live with dog against her will.
- EV car malfunctions and takes driver on 'terror ride'.
- Japanese wrestlers stage match on Bullet Train.
- Tories f*ck over the North of England again.
We inadvertently resurrect 'train talk' under the...
Oct 13, 2023
Stories this week include:
- Russian officials correct dead soldier's fashion faux pas.
- Florida man attacked by rabid otter whilst feeding ducks.
- Meteor strike found to be hole dug with plastic spade.
- Police issue warning after twenty men spotting wearing garter belts or nothing at all.
We announce John Craven's...
Oct 6, 2023
Stories this week include:
- Tories aim to fix NHS with army of robot penguins.
- 'Laziest Citizen' contest sets new record.
- New podcast reveals one man's quest to pleasure dolphins and convert miners to veganism.
- Couple taking selfie results in pony death.
We, again, find ourselves searching for a dolphin's average...