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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

 

Stories this week include:

  • Beauty queen wins Mediocre Smile of the Year award.
  • Rare Bulgarian Shyte Hawk spotted in Kent.
  • The Special One denies rumoured signing of Jesus Christ.
  • Ex-porn star releases budget French cook book which includes recipes such as sucre sur la pain and cornflakes avec de l'eau.

Also revealed: Um Bongo, Um Bongo, they drink it on the podcast...

Direct download: la124.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 5:54am EST
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

 

Stories this week include:

  • Barrister charged with contempt of court after making excessive number of lamppost related jokes during trail.
  • Police arrest squirrel under the Terrorism Act following standoff in school playground.
  • Operation Yuletree releases more detailed description of criminal dressed as Santa Claus after 10,000+ suspected sightings.
  • Woman reveals that she believed Blackheath park bench stranger to be a nutter.

Also revealed: We start work on our new bestselling novel 'Croquet in Baghdad'...

Direct download: la123.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 7:18am EST
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

 

Stories this week include:

  • Bus driver arrested by grammar police.
  • Gas safety certificate containing declaration of love backfires spectacularly.
  • Blindness curse lifted by 'magical' optician.
  • Hospital's theatrical production based upon Greek mythology in jeopardy after Icarus goes method.

Also revealed: Alex unwittingly returns to Dickensian London...sort of.

Direct download: la122.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 8:19am EST
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