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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

  • Fly-tipping of unwanted eagles on increase.
  • Swans destroyed by spawn of scum parents.
  • 81-year-old crow attack victim makes dubious career claim.
  • Passenger indignant after staff refuse discount on day return to Holyhead for pony.

Also revealed: We mourn the passing of a comedy legend...

Direct download: la102.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 1:15pm EST
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

  • KFC attempts to woo lucrative funeral trade with allocated park spaces for hearses.
  • Orange unveils new 'Pathetic' price plan for contemptible customers.
  • Former decorator still single despite lonely hearts advert for 'slim, top heavy, 20-25 year old stunner with no discernible intelligence. No fat chicks.'
  • Shortage of Einstein busts and Buddha statues blamed for fall in inflation.

Also revealed: We investigate a murder...

Direct download: la101.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 12:00pm EST
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

  • Mass brawl at bus garage open day following disparaging Routemaster joke.
  • Deadly cheetah on loose is 'occupational hazard' claims owner.
  • UKIP candidate makes spurious claim that homeless foreigner took cardboard box from homeless British man which prompted alleged assault.
  • Welsh people 'superior genetic material' claims part-time Ufologist and fantasist.

Also revealed: We reflect on the last 99 episodes...

Direct download: la100.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 1:14pm EST
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

  • Emergency services question soaring costs of superfluous rescue boat.
  • Family man moves back in with parents after hilarious prank comes to fruition.
  • High Priestess denies link between dirty nappies and the occult.
  • Sh*tbags fingered in attempted asthmatic memorial bench theft.

Also revealed: We get interrupted...

Direct download: la99.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 10:49am EST
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