Local Anaesthetic: The Most Trusted Name In Local News Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions. Listeners can submit stories via Facebook (Facebook.com/lapodcast), Twitter (@lapocast) or e-mail: (lapodcast.net@gmail.com). We

Stories this week include:

  • Middle aged man gatecrashes outward bound holiday for disadvantaged teens. 
  • Cross-dressing basketball player passes peacefully after learning of Trump's impeachment. 
  • Man fails to find anything in his back garden. Twice. 
  • 4/5 people in Greater Manchester confused by the prospect of sex on a wine rack.   

Also revealed: We try not to mention Hitler...

Direct download: La209.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 12:40pm EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Nationwide chain store to stop stuffing rabbits into chocolate eggs for Easter. 
  • Chelmsford in uproar following Burger King prank. 
  • Pensioner claims full grown gorilla will fit in a Vauxhall Cavalier. 
  • North Korea vows retaliation against local paper after Pyongyang compared to Skegness.   

Also revealed: We take time to reflect on the sacrifice made by chocolate Benedict Cumberbatch?

Direct download: La207.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 4:16am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Donkey with low self-esteem struggling to skate again.
  • Renamed shopping street 'Archway to Hell' sees surprise decline in sales.
  • Local town beats off stiff competition to be named 'Pervert Capital of the United Kingdom'.
  • Charity fundraiser cancelled due to lack of interest.    

Also revealed: Would you consider contributing towards Rob's honeymoon?

Direct download: La206.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 1:09pm EST
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