Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Local idiot considers buying lock after theft of eighth consecutive bicycle.
• Pizza restaurant moves to trademark dish after ceiling falls into customer's dessert.
• Miserable child believed to be reincarnation of William Hogarth. 
• War veteran claims WWII was due to Third Reich's automated financial transactions. 

Also revealed: Alex's alarming inability to name everyday household objects. 

And much, much more...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Stocky man trapped in luggage space mistaken for suitcase by driver.
• After letter of apology to newspaper about homemade explosives, local man found with homemade reactor and box of Uranium-235.
• Burglars return useless guard dog. 
• Girl sent home for wearing patriotic lipstick and miniskirt. 

Also revealed: Rob's impressive (and somewhat fictitious) knowledge of world landmarks. 

And much, much more...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Local couple traumatised after dead cat falls from sky.
• Hedgehog trained in propaganda helps war effort.
• Man lies to wife about disappearance of garlic bread after shopping trip.
• Local scrounger given obscure humanity award by Queen. 

Also revealed: Alex's ignorance regarding tinned vegetables.

And much, much more...