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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • Local idiot considers buying lock after theft of eighth consecutive bicycle.
  • Pizza restaurant moves to trademark dish after ceiling falls into customer's dessert.
  • Miserable child believed to be reincarnation of William Hogarth. 
  • War veteran claims WWII was due to Third Reich's automated financial transactions. 

Also revealed: Alex's alarming inability to name everyday household objects. 

And much, much more...

Direct download: LA18.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 1:47pm EDT
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • Stocky man trapped in luggage space mistaken for suitcase by driver.
  • After letter of apology to newspaper about homemade explosives, local man found with homemade reactor and box of Uranium-235.
  • Burglars return useless guard dog. 
  • Girl sent home for wearing patriotic lipstick and miniskirt. 

Also revealed: Rob's impressive (and somewhat fictitious) knowledge of world landmarks. 

And much, much more...

Direct download: la17.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 2:42am EDT
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • Local couple traumatised after dead cat falls from sky.
  • Hedgehog trained in propaganda helps war effort.
  • Man lies to wife about disappearance of garlic bread after shopping trip.
  • Local scrounger given obscure humanity award by Queen. 

Also revealed: Alex's ignorance regarding tinned vegetables.

And much, much more...

Direct download: LA16.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 2:24pm EDT
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