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Stories this week include:

  • Croydon cat killer film 'Operation Takehe' set for London-wide release.
  • Highly skilled regiment of weaponised monkeys manages to steal nuclear codes.
  • Footballer stands firm on proposed legal action.
  • Unlucky Russian scientist watches awkward situation get significantly worse. 

Also revealed: We launch the campaign for the 'Redistribution of Bank Holidays'...

Direct download: la190.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 3:44am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Domino's attempt to liven up boring cheese and ham pizza.
  • Police track down flasher resembling infamous Bond villain.
  • Siblings head to Blackheath Common for a 'Pokemon Hunt'.
  • Teacher caught sneaking in to school to retrieve leftover fish fingers. 

Also revealed: We debate how clean a pufferfish actually is...

Direct download: 189.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 3:44am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Former Chancellor believed to be amassing private militia to stage coup.
  • Beloved inflatable employee forced into early retirement for a crude piece of 'misguided marketing humour'.
  • Stables left facing bankruptcy after 15 tons of 'equine gold' goes up in flames.
  • Unusual sculptures become the toast of the town. 

Also revealed: We consider employing the services of a local professor...

Direct download: la189.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 3:48am EST
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