Local Anaesthetic: The Most Trusted Name In Local News Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions. Listeners can submit stories via Facebook (Facebook.com/lapodcast), Twitter (@lapocast) or e-mail: (lapodcast.net@gmail.com). We

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

 

Stories this week include:

  • Manager politely reminds customer that staff will not exchange money for sex.
  • Man demands refund from pet manufacturer after taking traumatised dog on luxury spa break.
  • Woman disappointed after impulse buy with suggestive name turns out to be toy chicken.
  • Cream tea offered as compensation to working class mother.

Also revealed: We demand to know how far away the goats are?!

Direct download: la121.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 8:48am EST
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

 

Stories this week include:

  • Catford celebrates victory in UK's sexiest bus route competition.
  • Court hears depraved man suggest Crayford day trip to unsuspecting partner.
  • Driver refuses to pay delivery charge on chicken tikka after ploughing car in takeaway window.
  • Restaurateur cautioned by police after force feeding expired food produce to grandmother following food hygiene inspection.

Also revealed: Our top three tips for correctly identifying excrement...

Direct download: la120_new.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 8:40am EST
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

 

Stories this week include:

  • Protestors get their bloody meat out in Central London.
  • Woman hands over £1,500 to bogus door-to-door council tax collector.
  • Criminal slams cost of coach hire as daylight robbery.
  • Scrap metal dealer and crematorium plaque enthusiast denies clandestine marriage to badger.

 

Also revealed: We keep the camp fire burning…

Direct download: la119.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 8:29am EST
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

 

Stories this week include:

  • Nick Berry found safe and wealthy after concern from local media.
  • Fish puns in newspaper article overshadow seriousness of road traffic accident.
  • Bird of prey centre deny dinosaur breeding program.
  • Express gynaecology clinic condemned by medical professionals.

Also revealed: We attempt to find out whether we get to keep the pen...

Direct download: LA118.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 1:46pm EST
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