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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • Local man resorts to selling beloved boat after vandals urinate on sails.
  • Lumberjack misplaces chainsaw after excessive consumption of energy drink.
  • Cat left to fend off attackers after Fire Brigade fail to attend rescue call. 
  • Construction firm down tools due to unseasonal sunshine. 

Also revealed: Alex's potential new name change.

And much, much more...

Direct download: la23.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 3:06pm EST
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • Axe wielding manic claims attack was justified after spurned lover makes obscene request.
  • Local man apologises after Higgs boson eBay prank results in creation of black hole.
  • Elderly women mistakenly sells dog as ornament at car boot sale. 
  • Marlborough Jazz Festival rescued at eleventh hour by Keith 'Cheggars' Chegwin and Jimmy Crankie lookalike. 

Also revealed: The unmasking of the mysterious Xavier 'Dick' Catalyst. 

And much, much more...

Direct download: LA22.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 4:03pm EST
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • Schoolgirls left traumatised after discovering local area lacks 3G signal.
  • Controversial photograph of suicidal cat taken hours before death released.
  • Local man has faith in justice system restored after being awarded £15 for exposure to breasts. 
  • Marlboro Man reunited with illegitimate West Country son. 

Also revealed: The new 'Comment of The Week' feature proposal. 

And much, much more...

Direct download: LA21.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 6:28pm EST
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • Journalist deafens himself with Blu Tack after slow news week.
  • Pizza cures boy's irrational fear of public toilets.
  • Conman defends quality of Sunny Walkmans and Potato iPhones. 
  • Inflatable Stonehenge branded a letdown. 

Also revealed: Rob's Poundstretcher anecdote.

And much, much more...

Direct download: LA20.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 6:21am EST
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • Unremorseful housewife claims cat 'had it coming' despite retaliation attack.
  • Tramp removes parking meter after refusing to pay to park shopping trolley.
  • Jealous woman complains to council about amorous neighbours. 
  • Cillit Bang release firearm shaped bottle. 

Also revealed: The new LA alphabet feature!

And much, much more...

Direct download: LA19.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 7:24am EST
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