Local Anaesthetic: The Most Trusted Name In Local News Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions. Listeners can submit stories via Facebook (Facebook.com/lapodcast), Twitter (@lapocast) or e-mail: (lapodcast.net@gmail.com). We

Stories this week include:

  • Couple discuss the physical and mental challenges of married life.
  • Pizza chain finds novel way of promoting brand by scanning the frequencies of every emergency service. 
  • Set of windows threats to destabilize humanity.
  • Woman shaken by sight of sunlight in local park.

Also revealed: We give a history lesson on men called Robert Stephenson...

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Direct download: la166.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 8:17am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Steep rise in heartbroken horses reported by RSPCA.
  • Old milkman delivers tedious anecdote. 
  • Excessive sunshine brings rail network to its knees.
  • Wild boar hunter looking for excuse to kill again.

Also revealed: The social media cull continues...

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Direct download: la16520new.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 7:40am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Man demands girlfriend and cat be charged by police in relation to missing bacon.
  • Dangerous driver pilloried for ludicrous choice of driving music. 
  • Careless farmer concedes that missing sheep may have simply wandered off.
  • Holidaymakers shocked to discover continent full of foreigners.

Also revealed: All listener. Some filler.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Direct download: la164.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 6:48am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Jim Morrison surfaces to comment on vociferous wind turbine.
  • Mascot of away team deemed to be national security threat. 
  • Unpopular character from totalitarian regime booed at Star Wars premier.
  • Cross-dressing drug addict acquitted of trespassing into 'panda enclosure'.

Also revealed: The donations keep rolling in...

 

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Direct download: la163.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 7:41am EST
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