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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:

  • Charity runners awarded with tetanus jab after completing race across Hampstead Heath. 
  • Local council refuses to act after expanding 'Act of God' definitions to include refuge collection. 
  • Dirty judge flushed out after investigation into bribery at the 'Cleanliest Toilet of the Year' awards. 
  • Second victim fingers fox in connection to area muggings. 

Also revealed: Rob shows compassion...

Direct download: LA40.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 1:48pm EDT
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:

  • PCSO makes instructional video on bicycle theft. 
  • Former police officer forms Maroon 5 tribute band after impromptu performance caught on CCTV during raid. 
  • Tree destroys house after successful campaign to save it. 
  • Performer shocked by amount of interest in Jimmy Saville costume after placing classified advert during run up to Halloween. 

Also revealed: The Christmas competition has landed!

Direct download: LA39.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 3:22am EDT
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:

  • Shoplifters defend questionable selection of stolen items by citing upbringing as factor. 
  • Fox returns stolen handbag after colour clashes with fur. 
  • Manager of grooming salon reacts to dog haircut backlash by stating style is next big thing. 
  • Taxi driver claims £50 fare was justified after blind women soiled car by 'crying her eyes out'. 

Also revealed: New 'Suggest a Feature' Feature is launched!

Direct download: la38.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 7:59am EDT
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • Elaborate plan to win back ex-partner backfires for local restaurant worker. 
  • Local man denies branding himself a hero after fighting off 'Hillary Clinton' during acid trip. 
  • Family pet approached by national newspaper after details of sordid affair with owner revealed in court. 
  • Pregnant woman threatens disabled man after disparaging comment comparing her to the hors d'oeuvres during lunch at cricket match. 

Also revealed: Rob breaks with tradition...

Direct download: LA37.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 4:50am EDT
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