Local Anaesthetic: The Most Trusted Name In Local News Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions. Listeners can submit stories via Facebook (Facebook.com/lapodcast), Twitter (@lapocast) or e-mail: (lapodcast.net@gmail.com). We

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • Shortage of telephone numbers brings town to bring of anarchy.
  • Local loser sprains ankle after aggressive job hunt.
  • Local school children forced to construct law enforced robots in breakaway state.
  • (Fictitious?) man believed to be living on Blackheath Common says Council.

Also revealed: Rob's incredible lack of sensitivity.

And much, much more...

Direct download: LA_6.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 2:00am EST
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • Gypsy master operates roofing scam with band of gullible mugs.
  • Council threatens to close ex-soldier's killer animal training camp.

Also revealed: Rob sets Alex his first phonetic alphabet challenge.

And much, much more...

Direct download: LA_Ep_5.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 3:24pm EST
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • Communist state begins printing own currency.
  • Dog-napping to order reaches record high in South East London.
  • Diversity service closes after remit is exposed as too inclusive.
  • Theives still on the run despite losing streak.

Also revealed: Alex's dubious take on the phonetic alphabet.

And much, much more...

Direct download: Local_Anaesthetic_EP_4.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 4:45pm EST
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

  • Rocket crash in school playground unfortunately records no fatalities.
  • 100 kilos of used bras and a box of pencils to be sent to the Gambia after charity appeal.
  • Lovers flock to the back seat of M25 tour bus.
  • Liberated Romanians pick pockets of bored commuters.

Also revealed: Rob reveals where to find the best flowers in Stroud.

And much, much more...

Direct download: LA_EP_3.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 4:39pm EST
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