Local Anaesthetic: The Most Trusted Name In Local News Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions. Listeners can submit stories via Facebook (Facebook.com/lapodcast), Twitter (@lapocast) or e-mail: (lapodcast.net@gmail.com). We

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 


Stories this week include:

  • One man responsible for shock Whitehall biscuit budget overspend.
  • Cultured man exiled from Croydon. 
  • Local entrepreneur admits nonexistence sales of new Remembrance Day ice cream.
  • Lamb's heart revealed as must have toy of 2013.

Also revealed: So this is the LA Christmas episode and what have we done? Another podcast over and another soon to come. 

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 9:46am EST
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 


Stories this week include:

  • Man offered under-the-counter sheep in pub.
  • Fisherman mistakes fish for crocodile. 
  • Multilingual vigilante gives burglars good hiding.
  • Former England midfielder gives poem to tattooist.

Also revealed: Alex gets distracted...

Direct download: La82.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 3:49pm EST
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

No headlines this week as they've become caught in the Christmas decorations.

 

Also revealed: We mourn the loss of a particular 1980's cartoon family.

Direct download: la81.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 11:38am EST
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

No headlines this week as they have contracted a virus and have subsequently been quarantined.

 

Also revealed: We mourn the loss of the Editor's Eye...


Direct download: la80.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 11:57am EST
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LA 79: Bras to Africa 2: Strapped for Cash

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

No headlines this week as they were mistaken thrown onto a bonfire.

 

Also revealed: We talk cold hard numbers...

Direct download: la79.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 5:11am EST
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LA 78: Qigong, Zumba and an Introduction to Raw Food

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 


No headlines this week due to a scary clown.


 

Also revealed: We laugh a bit too hard...

Direct download: la78.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 4:53am EST
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LA 77: The Challenge of Booking a Plumber (or An Excuse for Infidelity)

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 



No headlines this week as a naughty dog ate them.


 

Also revealed: We discover that Andrew Parkes has a twitter account (@ParkesTheEditor)

Direct download: la77.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 7:07am EST
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LA 76: Irregular Shaped Feature

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 



 

Stories this week include: Due to a printing error, there's no headlines this week.

 

 

 

Direct download: la76.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 4:58am EST
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LA 75: Retired Fishmonger's Terrifying Ordeal

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 


Stories this week include:

  • Cheap sex toy causes titillation among customers. 
  • Pantomime cow cull begins in Stroud.
  • Pensioner knocked sparko by apologetic attacker.
  • Council defends new revenue stream through narcotics grown in city centre flowerpots.

Also revealed: We forget to celebrate.

Direct download: la75.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 4:02pm EST
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 


Stories this week include:

  • Man takes photo of bridge maintenance. 
  • Neighbour's unrequited love manifests itself in tedious poem.
  • Roller skating grandmother threatened by child with voice like Ian Paisley.
  • Woman slammed for owning car after reliving tragic incident.

Also revealed: We issue a call for constructive criticism.

Direct download: la74.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 12:16pm EST
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