LAPodcast (Local Anaesthetic Podcast) - The Most Trusted Name in Local News

Apr 8, 2021

Stories this week include:

• QAnon-promoting Scientologist lands Farage for new 'legitimate' business venture.
• Police celebrating delectable drug haul crushed by shock discovery.
• Fly-tipping of used sex dolls threatens to overwhelm local police force.
• Body shop manager greases up former employee and aims...

Mar 23, 2021

Stories this week include:

• Fast food chain denies cult workshop devoted to clown-faced deity.
• Infamous Anus Society minibus spotted by shopper.
• Man found naked in car park after fateful trip to buy wet wipes.
• QAnon supporter treated to all expenses paid trip to the ol' 'Grey Bars Hotel'.

Alex mourns the passing of...

Mar 7, 2021

Stories this week include:

• Lawyer's underwear catches fire during court appearance.
• Borrower offered coronavirus jab following admin error.
• Local idiot fakes own kidnapping to avoid work.
• Giant telepathic alien mantis finally agrees to sits for dog food factory worker's portrait.

We discuss the cost of a hand shandy...

Feb 12, 2021

Stories this week include:

• World's richest person unable to beat monkey at FIFA.
• Asda steps up delivery game by purchasing second hand ambulances.
• Tourist photographs Uranus in layby.
• Texas showcases haunted doll emergency alert system.

Alex gives himself a haircut...apparently.

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Jan 24, 2021

Stories this week include:

• Suspicious potato launches full-scale police investigation.
• Grandmother, 80, pleads with authorities to grant 35-year-old Egyptian lover leave to enter.
• Passengers claim to have spotted the mysterious airport hermit.
• Woman fined after failing to get husband microchipped.

Alex has a 'topical'...