May 13, 2022
Stories this week include:
- Bus passengers fine with four-year-old buying slushie at 3am.
- 'Beloved' swan beheaded and dumped in sea.
- Missing cat found on Scottish oil rig.
- Guests admit that vomiting induced by marijuana-laced food was highlight of wedding.
Shannon Matthews: The Musical, anyone...?
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Apr 29, 2022
Stories this week include:
- German man first to receive ninety-second Covid-19 vaccine booster.
- Cheating boyfriend concocts story about ghost texting girlfriend after accidentally messaging the wrong woman.
- Woman who eats Percy Pigs in the nude retires aged 30.
- Owner of world's largest potato suddenly finds discovery...
Apr 15, 2022
Stories this week include:
- Lake District chip shop owner kindly offers to insert sausages up customers' back passages free of charge.
- Man baptised in flooded underpass.
- Mum fails to find man whose name is tattooed on arse.
- Customer has delightful picnic with crow in retail car park
We witness the birth of Circadian...
Apr 1, 2022
Stories this week include:
- Miserable old woman's fanboying of Vladimir Putin to continue until at least the year 5079.
- Florida man blames speeding ticket on the threat of nuclear apocalypse.
- National Welsh show cave bans all Putin sympathisers and oligarchs from attraction.
- Civil Aviation Authority denies reports of...
Mar 18, 2022
Stories this week include:
- Ukraine still safer than Birmingham says complete moron.
- Homeowner files completely legit insurance claim after shed fire.
- Burglar stages cheesy protest.
- Pensioner rescues headless sex doll.
Rob finally completes his POG collection...
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