Jan 24, 2021
Stories this week include:
- Suspicious potato launches full-scale police investigation.
- Grandmother, 80, pleads with authorities to grant 35-year-old Egyptian lover leave to enter.
- Passengers claim to have spotted the mysterious airport hermit.
- Woman fined after failing to get husband microchipped.
Alex has a 'topical'...
Jan 7, 2021
Stories this week include:
- Messianic sprout appears to humble housewife.
- Derbyshire police urge general public to stop embracing stupidity.
- Man pleads ignorance after sex doll wife tragically broken.
- Jet ski Romeo rescued by HM Coastguard after taking girlfriend on romantic getaway.
The end of the world is (possibly)...