Feb 23, 2017
Stories this week
- New human speed
bump proving unpopular with motorists.
- Man reluctantly
admits that 3 hours in A&E preferable to watching Newcastle
- Cheltenham in
shock after unripe avocado used in drive-by.
- Canary bears
uncanny resemblance to an angry Cheeto.
Also revealed: Rob admits to being a Harvester