Local Anaesthetic: The Most Trusted Name In Local News Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions. Listeners can submit stories via Facebook (Facebook.com/lapodcast), Twitter (@lapocast) or e-mail: (lapodcast.net@gmail.com). We

Stories this week include:

  • Peanut-addicted badgers lay waste to Scottish castle.
  • Coconut arrested on suspicion of electoral fraud reduced to husk of former self.
  • 'Equestrian Escorts' website shut down by police following multiple complaints.
  • The 'Magnetic Rice' diet has attracted the attention of Millennials.

We discuss the greatest decade...

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Stories this week include:

  • Coleslaw sandwich eating burglar comes to sticky end.
  • Honeymooning couple embark on once-in-a-lifetime trip to Torquay.
  • Thug assaults man, swims to France.
  • Robbing hoodies have bow and arrow confiscated by police.

Rob goes AWOL...

We discuss the latest release from Faecal Matter...

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 12:37pm EDT
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Stories this week include:

  • Motorcyclist stopped for speeding informs police that he has transcended the constraints of Road Traffic Law.
  • Mindless vandals target bug hotel. 
  • Richard Madeley claims Gallagher brothers burgled his house.
  • Local 'zoo' forced to question the authenticity of vulture bought in car park.

We discuss the latest release from Faecal Matter...

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 4:35am EDT
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Stories this week include:

  • Massive hologram of Vladimir Putin wins election by landslide.
  • Thamesmead Swan Patrol disbands after failing their sole objective.
  • Freezing temperatures results in Southeastern trains running with minor delays of up to five hours.
  • Operation Takahe investigating the disappearance of the White Rabbit of Barnes Bridge.

Alex and Rob take a turn for the worse... 

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 3:50am EDT
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Stories this week include:

  • Country Park Assistant Ranger refuses to give up on the fairies.
  • Romantic proposes to Pineapple in Greggs the Delicatessen.
  • Joker brandishes sausage roll in offensive manner.
  • Loyal emotional support hamster meets unceremonious end.

We celebrate the passing of another year...

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 3:46am EDT
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Stories this week include:

  • Jack Sparrow impersonator marries ghost of 300-year-old pirate.
  • French police bring abrupt end to simian sightseeing trip.
  • Man armed with slip of paper attempts post office robbery.
  • Camel beauty contest organisers reluctantly drop swimsuit round. 

We are still trying to raise money to replace our defunct microphone. Please donate what you can here. Thanks. 

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 4:49am EDT
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Stories this week include:

  • Butcher wielding blood sausage facilitates release.
  • Woman calls RSPCA over slipper welfare concerns.
  • Equipped father heads to park for some alone time.
  • Local council takes drastic action to quell suspected dirty protest.

Now with 50% more pointless, rambling chat!

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 2:16pm EDT
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Stories this week include:

  • Thamesmead Swan Patrol (TSP) forced to reduce daily patrols due to lack of interest.
  • Surprise surge in chocolate coin sales as confusion surrounding cryptocurrency grows.
  • The Krankies defend 'lewd and offensive' pantomime performance with crass and obscene statement.
  • Origin of Species to be revised after man cements microwave to own head.

Also revealed: Rob is left empty-handed yet again...

Wishing all our listeners a very happy Christmas and restful New Year!

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 5:59am EDT
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Stories this week include:

  • The spectre of Robin Hood stages intervention for local UFO expert.
  • Manhunt continues for crazed, pin-wielding fugitive.
  • Travelodge to offer new donkey befriending service.
  • Family rescued by coastguard after being caught 'swerving for a badger'.

Also revealed: We investigate the difference between marshland and wetland (which is as dull as it sounds)...

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 10:53am EDT
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