Local Anaesthetic: The Most Trusted Name In Local News Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions. Listeners can submit stories via Facebook (Facebook.com/lapodcast), Twitter (@lapocast) or e-mail: (lapodcast.net@gmail.com). We

Stories this week include:

  • Busty bust-up in Toby Carvery.
  • Village resident regrets selling lover to circus.
  • Father's fury at sh*tty swing in sh*tty park.
  • Cornish newspaper breaks Trump 'exclusive'.    

Also revealed: The Graduation Theory gathers momentum...

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 3:45am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • All female Slayer tribute band denies link to Croydon (and surrounding area) Cat Killer.
  • Matalan defends range of luxury gifts made by 'highest category of UK-based prisoners'.
  • Shopper tries to locate mystery woman following basket banter.
  • Police detain poaching gang following unpheasant discovery.    

Also revealed: Rob makes a cash offer...

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 6:53am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Woman shocked by exceptional breasts.
  • Town refuses to recognise local hero that saved beloved pet from imaginary fire.
  • Giant goose thought to be heading to Exeter.
  • 'Expert' claims that the Ford Transit is the extra-terrestrial's light commercial vehicle of choice.    

Also revealed: Concern grows for Alex's mental wellbeing...

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 9:35am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Firefighters stunned at duck's ability to swim in water.
  • Local man insists that everyone should 'get it out' at Christmas.
  • Foul-mouthed customer upset by free gift.
  • Husband punches beaver for the first time, apparently.   

Also revealed: We name a selection of Welsh recording artists...

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 11:16am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Saviour of poultry returns from the dead in Cornwall.
  • Man with vendetta launches campaign to rid Gloucester of all pet felines.
  • Factory worker engages in stand-off with armed police after mother revokes television privileges.
  • Offensive Christmas decoration is this year's must have for Yewtree.  

Also revealed: We wish all our listeners a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year...now, how about a badly sung Christmas carol?

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 3:33am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • 'West Country Disneyland' finally issued with a cease and desist for copyright infringement.
  • Overweight son still upset despite a million wishes to the contrary.
  • Police demand motorist pays for damage to mattress that caused A34 crash.
  • Car park bones not human.  

Also revealed: We address a formal compliant...

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 4:15am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Deer on beach reported to police.
  • Lindsay Lohan dismisses Northamptonshire town.
  • Man captures picture of ghost/dog on Snapchat.
  • Smug b*stard awarded chocolate.  

Also revealed: Alex smells his jeans...

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 4:34am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Police launch investigation into 'special interest' club established by Tory peer.
  • Attention seeking roofer finds imaginative new way to embarrass himself.
  • Delays to train service caused by wrong kind of squirrel.
  • Aliens force man to go to bed.  

Also revealed: Rob gets angry...

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 4:28am EST
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LA Podcast 194: No Pirates, Just Druggies

Stories this week include:

  • Shopper severs own toe in protest at store's woeful Christmas display.
  • Father admits concocting message in a bottle stunt to enliven mundane existence.
  • Conservation peer may or may not have murdered family pet.
  • Disagreement quickly slides into mass brawl.  

Also revealed: We celebrate the New World Order...

Direct download: la194.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 2:19pm EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Better class of racist thug convicted in Poole.
  • Off-roading pensioners incite cow stampede.
  • Panthers believed to have infiltrated several FTSE 100 CEO posts.
  • Harry Redknapp [REDACTED] [REDACTED] wife following [REDACTED] [REDACTED].  

Also revealed: We reluctantly discuss a certain election...

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 3:44am EST
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