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LAPodcast (Local Anaesthetic Podcast) - The Most Trusted Name in Local News

The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.
Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitter or e-mail:

Jan 24, 2020

Stories this week include:

  • Woman's knees land role in spin-off soap opera.
  • Pet exacts swift justice on owner.
  • Pensioner finds delightful surprise in fish fillet.
  • Sad dog given balloon.

We got there...



Jan 14, 2020

Stories this week include:

  • Sheep stolen from farm following ram-raid.
  • Football traffic brought to standstill by passerby's ball skills.
  • Customers forced to delete search history after looking for McDonald's latest dessert item.
  • Budget hotel chain drops questionable advertising campaign featuring 'nature-lover'.

Jan 3, 2020

Stories this week include:

  • Prominent QC bludgeons fox to death in style.
  • Hilarious practical joke results in schoolgirl eating catnip.
  • Independent mobile crepe stall owner frustrated by problematic strawberries.
  • Mercy killing by hobbyist brings pigeon fancying dream to abrupt end.

Yet another new feature is conjured...

Dec 20, 2019

Stories this week include:

  • Concrete enema sex game goes exactly as expected.

  • Giant Christmas phallus unites neighbourhood.

  • Woman in eggless marriage elopes with lover.

  • Angelic child gives nativity audience a show to remember.

Wishing all our listeners a very merry Christmas and a happy new year!

p.s. Please...

Dec 13, 2019

Stories this week include:

  • Japanese man dials up restraining order.

  • Budding escapologist throws yule log at police.

  • Lightweight doppelganger found for heavy-boned cat.

  • Sex-mad duck has pecker removed.

We engage in a spot of advert calendar gaslighting...