Local Anaesthetic: The Most Trusted Name In Local News Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions. Listeners can submit stories via Facebook (Facebook.com/lapodcast), Twitter (@lapocast) or e-mail: (lapodcast.net@gmail.com). We

Stories this week include:

  • Forcible trout delivery destroys man's letterbox.
  • Community group left bewildered after malicious attack.
  • Charitable stranger donates untreated fox fur coat to shop. 
  • DVLA accused of cowardice after backing out of trail by combat request. 

Also revealed: We try to source a sixpence...

 

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Direct download: LA218.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 11:34am EDT
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Stories this week include:

  • King George III inadvertently takes social media by storm.
  • Amazon's new delivery service proves wildly unpopular.
  • Bride and groom fall short of having the time of their lives. 
  • Crystal Palace mascot flies to Newcastle for job interview. 

Also revealed: We discuss the eagerly awaited return of Mr Ames...

 

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Direct download: LA217.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 4:23pm EDT
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Stories this week include:

  • Croydon finally gets the hero it never deserved.
  • Arkansas man gets biblical in the name of freedom.
  • Internal investigation into police biscuit theft starts to crumble. 
  • Magic money tree blamed for road littered with banknotes in Epping Forest. 

Also revealed: Would anyone listen to a podcast called 'Bee Talk'?

 

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Direct download: LA216.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 9:43am EDT
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Stories this week include:

  • Accidentally topless Little Mermaid swimsuit surprise hit with single, middle-aged men.
  • Homeless family refuses council house after second storey tent extension nears completion.
  • Bus driver in the sh*t after taking wrong turn
  • Councillors unanimously approve chauffeur for town cat. 

Also revealed: The tension is palpable...

 

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Direct download: LA214-1.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 4:17pm EDT
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Stories this week include:

  • Man celebrates first day at new job by leaving early and threatening to burn down manager's house.
  • Couple no longer alarmed by clock stuck in wall.
  • RSPCA rescues goose trapped in thong.
  • Toerag steals mummified digit from signature cocktail. 

Also revealed: We discuss the correct way to dispose of a dead goose...

Direct download: LA214.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 7:27am EDT
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Stories this week include:

  • 'Problem' cat elected to town council.
  • Police investigation into hand dryer thefts hotting up.
  • Common pineapple takes art world by storm.
  • Ill-conceived low budget remake of Animal Farm lands director in court. 

Also revealed: We establish the South Norwood Animal Tracking and Cat Helpline (SNATCH)...

Direct download: LA2131.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 7:45am EDT
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Stories this week include:

  • Croydon changes town motto to 'No Town is Perfect'.
  • Crisis brewing as Japan faces 'super-mature' adult film star shortage.
  • Man committed to moving lawn.
  • Charity shop sees surprise surge in sales after explicit photos discovered amongst donations. 

Also revealed: We receive an offer we can't refuse...

Direct download: LA212.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 5:17am EDT
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Stories this week include:

  • Black Magic Badger Killers to play fundraiser for neighbourhood witches.
  • Unique Automated Blessing Robot wages holy war against own congregation.
  • Local man believes time traveller may have been captured on old school photograph.
  • Three-legged 'horse' fails to win Poundworld Steeplechase. 

Also revealed: We find out what Rob would be willing to do for money...

Direct download: LA211.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 6:34am EDT
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Stories this week include:

  • Sad badger spotted at car boot sale.
  • Council praised for installation of human faecal bags in local park.
  • Grandmother takes scenic route to hospital appointment.
  • Nurse makes playful comparison between elderly care home resident and Jabba the Hut. 

Also revealed: We relish a potential legal challenge...

Direct download: LA_210.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 4:04am EDT
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Stories this week include:

  • Bistro leaves unpleasant taste in mouth following ill-conceived joke.
  • Man struggles to let go of dead brother. Literally.
  • Cheating husband admits to morning Pernod.
  • Irrelevant rapper organises immersive Lord of the Flies experience. 

Also revealed: Rob encounters the mythical porn fairy...

Direct download: 209_-_13-05-2017_12.23.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 3:05am EDT
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