Local Anaesthetic: The Most Trusted Name In Local News Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions. Listeners can submit stories via Facebook (Facebook.com/lapodcast), Twitter (@lapocast) or e-mail: (lapodcast.net@gmail.com). We

Stories this week include:

  • Faecal connoisseur shaves dog.
  • Pensioner discovers unexploded courgette.
  • Newcastle man admits that pasty tattoo was a misteak.
  • Homeowner mourns the loss of front lawn.

Also revealed: The News Shopper has a new Editor-in-Chief...

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Direct download: LA226.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 1:42pm EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Welsh defeat hostile octopuses.
  • Remote village burns sacrificial wicker van to the God of broadband speeds.

  • Bus company owner sacks entire workforce in order to follow dream or not owning a bus company.
  • Papa John's sieg to distance themselves from Neo-Nazi endorsement.

Also revealed: Always count your partridges...

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Direct download: LA225.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 9:20am EST
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Breaking News: Alex goes it alone for the final time...

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Direct download: LA224.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 4:28am EST
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Breaking News: Alex goes it alone...(Part 2)

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Direct download: LA223.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 2:56am EST
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Breaking News: Alex goes it alone...(Part 1)

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Direct download: LA222.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 8:11am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Deadly sock discovered in Coventry bedroom.
  • Local hero to publish explosive diary charting the biodegradable properties of plastic bags.

  • Criminal gang charged with handling salmon in suspicious circumstances.
  • Man has final game of hide and seek with police before arrest.

Also revealed: We resurrect another pointless feature...

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Direct download: LA220-1.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 3:01am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Welsh shopkeeper forced to admit that dogs cannot talk following extensive research.
  • Morbid photo stunt damages priceless coffin.

  • Narcissistic and fantasist brags of his 'f*ck off money'.
  • Shock as Paranormal investigator reveals that haunted doll is haunted.

Also revealed: We search faeces on Wikipedia for no discernible reason...

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Direct download: LA220.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 1:42pm EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Luddite uses petrol station.
  • Possessed charity shop doll scapegoated for infidelity.
  • Guinea pig 'deposited' in shopping centre bathroom. 
  • Novelist and former landlord uses national newspaper to boast of her numerous achievements. 

Also revealed: Alex’s powers appear to be failing him…

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Direct download: LA219.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 8:39am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Forcible trout delivery destroys man's letterbox.
  • Community group left bewildered after malicious attack.
  • Charitable stranger donates untreated fox fur coat to shop. 
  • DVLA accused of cowardice after backing out of trail by combat request. 

Also revealed: We try to source a sixpence...

 

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Direct download: LA218.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 11:34am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • King George III inadvertently takes social media by storm.
  • Amazon's new delivery service proves wildly unpopular.
  • Bride and groom fall short of having the time of their lives. 
  • Crystal Palace mascot flies to Newcastle for job interview. 

Also revealed: We discuss the eagerly awaited return of Mr Ames...

 

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Direct download: LA217.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 4:23pm EST
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