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Stories this week include:

  • Police launch investigation into 'special interest' club established by Tory peer.
  • Attention seeking roofer finds imaginative new way to embarrass himself.
  • Delays to train service caused by wrong kind of squirrel.
  • Aliens force man to go to bed.  

Also revealed: Rob gets angry...

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 4:28am EST
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LA Podcast 194: No Pirates, Just Druggies

Stories this week include:

  • Shopper severs own toe in protest at store's woeful Christmas display.
  • Father admits concocting message in a bottle stunt to enliven mundane existence.
  • Conservation peer may or may not have murdered family pet.
  • Disagreement quickly slides into mass brawl.  

Also revealed: We celebrate the New World Order...

Direct download: la194.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 2:19pm EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Better class of racist thug convicted in Poole.
  • Off-roading pensioners incite cow stampede.
  • Panthers believed to have infiltrated several FTSE 100 CEO posts.
  • Harry Redknapp [REDACTED] [REDACTED] wife following [REDACTED] [REDACTED].  

Also revealed: We reluctantly discuss a certain election...

Direct download: la193.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 3:44am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • 'World's Grumpiest Old Woman 2015' stages naked protest after becoming fed up with everything.
  • Bus driver finally admits abject hatred of passengers.
  • Bespoke private offices double as public toilet.
  • Sex act on nature trail sets evolution back by approximately 65 million years.  

Also revealed: Alex reveals his failed career as a magician...

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 5:34am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Well-endowed fleas begin reign of terror across South East London.
  • Police finally crack Travel Cluedo theft.
  • Man finds Holland-on-Sea deserted with not a Pokemon in sight.
  • Eight-year-old fails to secure financial backs despite identifying emerging marketing opportunities. 

Also revealed: We go on pilgrimage...

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 3:36am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Croydon cat killer film 'Operation Takehe' set for London-wide release.
  • Highly skilled regiment of weaponised monkeys manages to steal nuclear codes.
  • Footballer stands firm on proposed legal action.
  • Unlucky Russian scientist watches awkward situation get significantly worse. 

Also revealed: We launch the campaign for the 'Redistribution of Bank Holidays'...

Direct download: la190.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 3:44am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Domino's attempt to liven up boring cheese and ham pizza.
  • Police track down flasher resembling infamous Bond villain.
  • Siblings head to Blackheath Common for a 'Pokemon Hunt'.
  • Teacher caught sneaking in to school to retrieve leftover fish fingers. 

Also revealed: We debate how clean a pufferfish actually is...

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 3:44am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Former Chancellor believed to be amassing private militia to stage coup.
  • Beloved inflatable employee forced into early retirement for a crude piece of 'misguided marketing humour'.
  • Stables left facing bankruptcy after 15 tons of 'equine gold' goes up in flames.
  • Unusual sculptures become the toast of the town. 

Also revealed: We consider employing the services of a local professor...

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Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 3:48am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Olympics in jeopardy after box of matches go missing.
  • Police appeal for witnesses after alleged 'milking' in local park.
  • Telephone box protest ends in stalemate.
  • Claimants to receive abusive voicemails from Job Centre staff until they re-enter employment says Work and Pensions Secretary. 

Also revealed: Rob buys a birthday card...

Direct download: la188.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 8:45am EST
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Stories this week include:

  • Jealous partner seizes on opportunity to release beloved family pet back into wild.
  • Delivery driver leaves helpful note for self-employed mother.
  • Village idiot finds herself in yet another hilarious scrape.
  • Ministry of Justice deny reports of pilot scheme where drones used to deliver meals to prisoners. 

Also revealed: The YouTube push continues...

Direct download: la186.mp3
Category:Comedy/News -- posted at: 9:05am EST
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