Jun 30, 2023
Stories this week include:
- Cardiff resident foots tax bill for 11,000 Chinese firms.
- Face of our Lord and Saviour spotted in gravy boot.
- Austrian train has Hitler-related technical issue.
- Melbourne commuters find legitimate excuse to buy sex dolls.
We issue an apology to the People's Republic of China...
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Jun 23, 2023
Stories this week include:
- Fast food employee arrested after losing bag of cocaine in customer's hotdog.
- Business owner pays local teenage to act as personal bird of prey.
- Substandard Cadbury's Flake causes embarrassment to ice cream professionals.
- Drunk driver claims dog was behind wheel after being stopped...
Jun 16, 2023
Stories this week include:
- Woman finds novel way to promote OnlyFans account.
- Missing cat wanders into Animal Rescue Conference.
- Man drains entire reservoir to retrieve phone.
- Magical commands swimmers to collect rock from mystical island.
We contemplate becoming citizens of Lamb Island...
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Jun 9, 2023
Stories this week include:
- Knife-wielding chef spits on Benedict Cumberbatch's intercom.
- Man robs bank with Nintendo Duck Hunt pistol.
- Town mourns beloved swan found eaten.
- Children scribble over 230-year-old statue during family activity day.
Alex starts spreading misinformation again...
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Jun 2, 2023
Stories this week include:
- Penis-shaped iceberg seen floating past Dildo.
- Copious amounts of cooked pasta found in New Jersey woods.
- Court orders sperm donate to stop making 'deposits'.
- Man jailed for intentionally scaring neighbour's chickens to death.
We don't want your sperm but will take your cash...
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