May 27, 2022
Stories this week include:
- Batsh*t crazy woman marries cat.
- One Show faces criticism after running lighthearted feature on nuclear apocalypse.
- British public capitalises on opportunity to defaecate in areas of outstanding natural beauty again.
- Alan Cumming offers reward for locating chimpanzee co-star.
Nightjar...
May 13, 2022
Stories this week include:
- Bus passengers fine with four-year-old buying slushie at 3am.
- 'Beloved' swan beheaded and dumped in sea.
- Missing cat found on Scottish oil rig.
- Guests admit that vomiting induced by marijuana-laced food was highlight of wedding.
Shannon Matthews: The Musical, anyone...?
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