Feb 18, 2022
Stories this week include:
- The People's Republic of China's Lord of the Rings definitive edition sees Frodo finally punished for this crimes.
- Sinister clown painting appears in family's back garden.
- Busybody accused of defecating into bin bags at beautiful spot.
- Security company opts to double down on lazy...
Feb 4, 2022
Stories this week include:
- All meat diet leads to nipple clamps and growling in the bedroom claims polygamous sex doll frantic.
- RSPCA openly ridicule man who discovered 'snake' in sofa.
- Reveller hooks up with handrail on night out.
- Woman commits to routinely sh*tting herself during runs to achieve personal best.
Alex...