Sep 13, 2016
Stories this week include:
- Former Chancellor believed to be amassing private militia to stage coup.
- Beloved inflatable employee forced into early retirement for a crude piece of 'misguided marketing humour'.
- Stables left facing bankruptcy after 15 tons of 'equine gold' goes up in flames.
- Unusual sculptures become the toast of the town.
Also revealed: We consider employing the services of a local professor...