Jun 24, 2022
Stories this week include:
- Jesus contemplates second coming to correct failed Georgia gubernatorial race candidate on several historical inaccuracies.
- President Biden ratifies right to engage grizzly bears in hand-to-hand combat.
- Man who spent life savings on becoming dog put up for adoption by wife.
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Jun 10, 2022
Stories this week include:
- Rishi Sunak unable to raise benefits payments as DWP typewriter runs out of ink.
- Kettering crematorium withdraws wedding venue option after service mix-up.
- Failed sniffer dog finally earns his keep.
- Irish barista hospitalised by brewing storm.
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May 27, 2022
Stories this week include:
- Batsh*t crazy woman marries cat.
- One Show faces criticism after running lighthearted feature on nuclear apocalypse.
- British public capitalises on opportunity to defaecate in areas of outstanding natural beauty again.
- Alan Cumming offers reward for locating chimpanzee co-star.
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May 13, 2022
Stories this week include:
- Bus passengers fine with four-year-old buying slushie at 3am.
- 'Beloved' swan beheaded and dumped in sea.
- Missing cat found on Scottish oil rig.
- Guests admit that vomiting induced by marijuana-laced food was highlight of wedding.
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Apr 29, 2022
Stories this week include:
- German man first to receive ninety-second Covid-19 vaccine booster.
- Cheating boyfriend concocts story about ghost texting girlfriend after accidentally messaging the wrong woman.
- Woman who eats Percy Pigs in the nude retires aged 30.
- Owner of world's largest potato suddenly finds discovery...