Feb 15, 2016
Stories this week include:
- Bus company apologises for absurd diversion route.
- Waitrose reinstate silver service in cafes after pensioners threaten boycott.
- Dorset County Council employs private militia to eradicate gangs of rough squirrels.
- Family relieved to find beloved relative in London Transport lost property office.
Also revealed: We attempt to find the Cat Ripper of Old Croydon Town...