Apr 12, 2019
Stories this week include:
- Hostilities between Mr Softy and Mr Whippy leads south coast to
brink of war.
- Julian Assange [REDACTED] in [REDACTED][REDACTED] for
[REDACTED] during office hours.
- Bovine dating app infiltrated by opportunistic perverts.
- Pigeon cavity search marks start of national holiday
We release our revised 'professions for deviants' list...