May 23, 2016
Stories this week
- Ricky Gervais
refuses to speak out against (or in favour of) the Croydon Cat
- Family day out
ruined by sh*tty trampoline.
- Jammie dodgers
make off with £10,000 worth of biscuits.
- Couple has
passports confiscated for their own safety.
Also revealed: We launch an ill-conceived and idiotic